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Asuka and Shinji “She Neon’d ‘Til I Evangeli-came” Shirt
A Shirt So Wild, Even Gendo Would Look Away

For fans of anime chaos, cursed humor, and questionable crossovers, the Asuka and Shinji “She Neon’d ‘Til I…” Shirt takes the crown. A wild, unfiltered meme tribute that mashes up Evangelion aesthetics with the kind of internet nonsense that lives rent-free in your brain at 3AM.

This one’s for the bold, the unhinged, and the unapologetically online.

Details:

• 100% cotton — soft enough to cry in while you pilot a mecha

• Front print features chaotic typography + Evangelion-inspired design

• Unisex sizing for every timeline and timeline reset

• Guaranteed to confuse 9 out of 10 strangers

• Limited run — just like your emotional stability after episode 24

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