Your Ballsack Will Be Used To Launch A Nuclear Blast From New York City In 4,000 Years Shirt
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This shirt is a statement piece, a conversation starter, and a testament to your unique sense of humor. The bold, stark design features the unforgettable phrase “Your Ballsack Will Be Used To Launch A Nuclear Blast From New York City In 4,000 Years” emblazoned across the front. Printed on high-quality, pre-shrunk cotton, this shirt offers both comfort and durability. Its classic crew neck and straight fit provide a timeless silhouette suitable for any occasion, from casual hangouts to dystopian-themed parties. Available in a range of sizes and colors, this shirt is perfect for those who appreciate dark humor, absurd concepts, and thought-provoking attire. It’s more than just a shirt; it’s a wearable piece of art that guarantees a double-take. Embrace the absurdity, spark a conversation, and own a piece of clothing as unforgettable as the statement it makes. This shirt is a unique way to express your individuality and stand out from the crowd. It’s the perfect gift for the person who has everything…except a shirt predicting the unconventional use of their reproductive organs in a distant, post-apocalyptic future.




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